Mom's Busy: Guest Blog from a Very Articulate Canine

Well, Mom and Dad have been really busy with getting married and unpacking all of my kibble and all of my toys in my new house, so I hacked into Mom’s computer to make sure her fans wouldn’t go uninformed. I can’t work or help pay the mortgage, so I guess the least I can do is make sure she stays on top of her social media presence.

When Mom finally started working on her shed again, I don’t really know what was going on, but I know it involved a lot of loud banging. From what I could tell, she was just taking my outdoor toys (M&D call them “shingles,” but I know what they really are), and attaching them to the shed, way up high where I can’t reach them. What’s up with that anyway?

M&D also got me this great bed for outside on the deck in the sunshine! It’s great for keeping watch for Mom while she works. Sometimes she steals it though, and uses it herself…I’m guessing it’s because she wants to snuggle.

M&D getting married was cool, but they made me wear this weird white bag on my collar. I don’t even really like my collar anyway; no need to add some stupid bag to it. Oh well…the best part was that the wedding happened at my favorite place, where I get to play in the woods and be an island dog.

It seems like there are still some toys missing, so I think M&D have some more work to do with getting all my stuff out of those big brown square things all over the house. In the meantime, I just have to keep an eye on the neighborhood, and make sure none of these new neighbor dogs are getting up to any funny business…